"Flight Attendants"

For the first three weeks of my time in Australia, to be quite frank, I have not been impressed with the Australian women. I had these grand visions of beautiful, tall blonde women who have a thing for American guys. Up to this point, if they exist, I haven’t found them.

Just when I was about to lose hope, I went on a holiday weekend and to the airport. I think I figured out where many of the best-looking women are hiding. They’re all flight attendants! Each and every single one of the ones I saw were legitimate 8-10s. It was like walking through the airport in a scene of “Catch me if you can.” I think I may try booking a few more flights.